Mongolian VD

A western tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is
sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week
after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to
find his "tool" covered with bright green and purple freckles.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in
two
days.

The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says "I've got bad news
for
you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard
of
here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed
and
says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc". The doctor
answers "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to
amputate."

The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".

The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but
surgery is your only choice". The next day, the man seeks out a
Chinese
doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

The Chinese doctor examines his unit and proclaims "Ah yes, Mongolian
VD.
Vely lare disease".

The guy says to the doctor "Yeah yeah, I already know that but what can
we
do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my tool?"

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs "Stupid Amelican docta,
always
want to opelate. They make more money that way. No need to opelate!"

"Oh Thank God!" the man replies.

"Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick
fall off by itself! You save money!"



Ha ha ha ha....